Happy Birthday ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) gerbilsage |
[Jul. 24th, 2006|10:48 am] |
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[Dec. 22nd, 2005|11:53 pm] |
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I'm sorry to tell you all that alleykitten and I have split up. It's all okay though - I'm moving to Australia to marry gerbilsage instead. |
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| Love, sweet love! |
[Aug. 19th, 2005|04:47 pm] |
I left the airport, nervously approached her front door, and rang the bell. A large black gay man answered the door, singing along to songs from musicals. I correctly deduced that this was Alley's famous slave, and sure enough a moment later she ordered him to get the whipped cream out of the fridge and melt us some chocolate, and dragged me into her lair.
Oh delight, oh joy! I am here with my beloved alleykitten at last! |
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| BRB |
[Aug. 11th, 2005|08:15 pm] |
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Temporarily Closed while I fly to Hawaii to start a new life with Alleykitten, my truest love. |
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| Apt Icon |
[Aug. 10th, 2005|10:45 pm] |
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Old drama, drama over, prefer not to get involved in new aspects of drama unconnected with previous drama, enough blood on screen already. |
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| I confess (again) |
[Aug. 10th, 2005|06:22 pm] |
Alright alleykitten, since you've already told the world about our forbidden love, I guess I should just confess it out here in the open.
Alley is leaving her husband for me and we're moving to Hawaii together. I have wept copious tears to her on AIM, and she had to look up copious in the dictionary, but it's been settled and I'm flying out next week to meet her kitties. |
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| nalguvat fcrpvny? |
[Aug. 9th, 2005|07:41 pm] |
What a stupid question. Sorry; you're sweet, and I love you, but what a stupid fucking question.
It's as if I told you I was going to a loved one's funeral tomorrow, and you asked "oh, are you wearing anything nice?"
No, fuck it, and you are the only person in the world who should have a clue about it.
(Sorry for the cryptic rant. I don't want them to know I'm ranting about them, in the highly unlikely chance they should stumble across this.) |
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| Episode Twenty-two |
[Aug. 7th, 2005|10:13 pm] |
Second Pepperpot: It's funny that penguin being there innit? What's it doing there?
First Pepperpot: Standing.
Second Pepperpot: I can see that!
First Pepperpot: If it lays an egg, it will fall down the back of the television set.
Second Pepperpot: We'll have to watch that. Unless it's a male.
First Pepperpot: Ooh, I never thought of that.
Second Pepperpot: Yes, looks fairly butch.
First Pepperpot: Per'aps it's from next door.
Second Pepperpot: Penguins don't come from next door, they come from the Antarctic.
First Pepperpot: Burma!
Second Pepperpot: Why did say Burma?
First Pepperpot: I panicked. |
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| You know what? |
[Aug. 4th, 2005|12:24 am] |
Bullshit.
That's what I have to say to your latest crap. Bullshit. Whether it comes out of your mouth, your fingertips or your ass, it all ends up the same. You throw around accusations like other people throw used kleenex in the trash in hayfever season.
Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. |
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| Sweep up |
[Aug. 2nd, 2005|08:52 pm] |
Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky
As lucky can be
Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when
I shake 'ands with you
Or blow me a kiss
And that's lucky too |
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| SS, DD |
[Aug. 1st, 2005|10:45 pm] |
Some people are just so drama crazy, they don't know when the are beaten
Goodbye-ee, Goodbye-ee,
Wipe the tear, baby dear, from your eye-ee
Tho' it's hard to part, I know,
I'll be tickled to death to go,
Don't cry-ee, don't sigh-ee,
There's a silver lining in the sky-ee!
Bon Soir, old thing! Cheerio! Chin-Chin,
Nah-Poo, Toodle-oo, Goodbye-ee! |
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| Surreal |
[Jul. 27th, 2005|12:33 am] |
This whole thing is getting way too weird for me.
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| Let's Play Clue! |
[Jul. 25th, 2005|01:15 am] |
It was Penny in the ballroom with the ice cream!
Someone's anxious to make her acquaintance. Well she is interested in eg2, everquest 2, Toronto, Vancouver, and guys lol! |
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| Bahlete, bahlete! |
[Jul. 24th, 2005|08:08 pm] |
Penny is following the traditional course of deleting hundreds of comments and posts. She says she hasn't deleted anything, just put it behind a Friend's Cut, but her post and comment number has mysteriously dropped by about half!
Make threats, get bitten on the ass by them, lock everything down and try to hide the evidence. Since we've all been saving everything it's not a very effective attempt, and if you are over the drama, why do you reply to our replies to you?
Oh, and if you're counting, things subtley or not so subtley relating to Penny have been posted dating back to July 15. Of course not knowing who she even is, you wouldn't pick up what they were about, dumb dumb. |
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| Mee-ow! |
[Jul. 23rd, 2005|05:08 pm] |
In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
Of every head he's had the pleasure to know.
And all the people that come and go
Stop and say hello.
On the corner is a banker with an ice cream van,
The little children laugh at him behind his back.
And the banker never wears a mac
In the pouring rain, very strange.
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit, and meanwhile back
In Penny Lane there is a fireman with an hourglass
And in his pocket is a portrait of the queen.
He likes to keep his fire engine clean,
It's a clean machine.
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
A four of fish and finger pies
In summer, meanwhile back
Behind the shelter in the middle of a roundabout
The pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray
And though she feels as if she's in a play
She is anyway.
In Penny Lane the barber shaves another customer,
We see the banker sitting waiting for a trim.
And then the fireman rushes in
From the pouring rain, very strange.
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit, and meanwhile back.
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There beneath the blue suburban skies,
Penny Lane. |
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